Μπορεί να είσαι η γυναίκα ενός αστρονόμου, εάν...

[kkokkolis]

Τα παρακάτω έγραψε η σύζυγος ενός ιδιοκτήτη Nexstar 8 GPS στο Cloudy Nights Forum, ονόματι DaemonGPF. Προς το παρόν δεν το μεταφράζω, χαρείτε το ώς έχει:

 

You Might be the Wife of an Astronomer If....

 

 

You use a flashlight around the house at night to prepare for bed instead of turning on house lights

 

You have a hard time finding a flashlight without a red filter on it

 

You ask your husband daily if he is "going out tonight"

 

You plan your date nights around the Clear Sky Chart

 

You are getting up when your husband goes to bed

 

You wake up in the middle of the night to cold knees in your back

 

You know the difference between a comet and an asteroid

 

You brag about your husband's 'equipment' and how big his aperture is

 

You know way more about imaging than you ever wanted to

 

Your husband refers to you as his "chief financial officer"

 

You know the correct use of a dew shield

 

You plan your family vacations around a Star Party

 

You have to get home before dark so your husband can setup

 

Your house is stocked with blankets and space heaters

 

You buy a bigger vehicle even though you aren't having anymore kids

 

You have to figure out where to put the Christmas tree since the only good corner is taken up by a giant telescope

 

You have to have two Tivos - one for your shows, and one for space shows

 

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Josh

[geonik]

Ε λοιπόν αναρωτιέμαι μήπως τα έγραψε η γυναίκα μου !!!

 

You have to figure out where to put the Christmas tree since the only good corner is taken up by a giant telescope

 

You buy a bigger vehicle even though you aren't having anymore kids

[kkokkolis]

Οποιαδήποτε γυναίκα θα μπορούσε να το γράψει.

Τουλάχιστον εσύ έδειξες ευαισθησία και διάλεξες ωραίο ξύλο, αν και θα μπορούσες να το κάνεις ασσορτί με το σεκρεταίρ.

Πως και δεν σου έβαλε καμμιά δαντελίτσα από πάνω;

Η δική μου έχει φτιάξει 2 φορέματα για το τηλεσκόπιο, από το ίδιο ύφασμα με τις χειμερινές και τις καλοκαιρινές κουρτίνες.

[efxar1sto]

πολύ κάλο